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The new iPad ushered in a record weekend for Apple, the fruit-flavoured iPhone folks have revealed. Announcing plans for its £62bn cash reserves, Apple’s boss said he was “thrilled” with the new tablet. There were no sales figures forthcoming during today’s announcement, but based on the fact that Apple has been making money hand over fist for quite some time …

What would you do with £62bn? Apple has figured out an answer to that question, and will today reveal its plans for the $98bn cash fortune it has been saving up for a rainy day. At 1pm this afternoon, Apple head honcho Tim Cook and chief bean-counter Peter Oppenheimer will host a conference call for the world’s media “to announce …