Chris Matyszczyk

People don’t get Apple’s Face ID, says Conan

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. He wants to know whether the Apple executive remembers “Face Off.” Team Coco/YouTube screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET Apple’s executives stand on stage and make everything seem so simple.  At least they think they do. Conan O’Brien isn’t so sure too …

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Apple’s Beats headphones are ‘shoddy,’ says lawsuit

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. Enlarge Image Not quite what they claim to be? Sarah Tew/CNET The Beats brand was built on the daring coolness of the headphones’ look and the ridiculous coolness of the stars who wore them. Now, a lawsuit says all that advertising was a bit of …

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Apple flatters, deceives, makes sure you won’t leave

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. Enlarge Image The future. But when? CNET Apple’s a little tired of making beautiful iPhones. I judge this from hearing hidden messages during the company’s big 10th anniversary iPhone event. There was Senior Vice President of Worldwide Marketing Phil Schiller insisting that the iPhone 8 …

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iPhone X and iPhone 8: Here are all Apple’s hype videos

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. Yes, he did. Apple/YouTube screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET When you’re launching a new product, you have to stir emotions. But when you’re launching three phones and a watch, you’ve got to find different ways of making them all seem exciting.  At Apple’s big event, there …

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Amazon amusingly hypes Bears vs. Packers livestream

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. He can’t believe it either. Amazon/YouTube screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET Thursday Night Football hasn’t exactly been must-see TV. It smacks of overload, often featuring teams that aren’t overloaded with talent. Still, Amazon is launching its first-ever livestream of an NFL game on Thursday, Sept. 28. …

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Tim Cook says Apple doesn’t make products just for the rich

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. Apple CEO Tim Cook: Our products aren’t for the elite. Drew Angerer / Getty Images You’ve likely been putting a dollar away each day for the last 1,000 days. After all, strong rumors suggest Apple’s new iPhone X (or whatever it will be called) will …

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Police tell Facebook group not to fire guns at hurricane

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. This is not a good idea. Barry Lewis Facebook is home to many peculiar gatherings. Some may be more offensive than others. However, as Hurricane Irma barreled its way to Florida on Sunday, causing more devastation, one event group decided to make a stand. Or …

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iPhone 8

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. Enlarge Image How long will you wait for your, um, X? TVC-Mall.com The bit-by-bit leaks have turned into torrents.  Apple will (supposedly) release three phones. Two will be updates of previous generations. One will be the brand new gadget of the near future. Or at …

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Was Apple employee behind alleged iPhone 8 leaks?

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. Enlarge Image These are the Animojis allegedly leaked in the last couple of days. Is someone at Apple shortly going to receive the one on the left? 9to5Mac It’s one thing when an employee who’s testing a phone prototype gets tipsy and leaves it behind …

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iPhone X? How do you pronounce that?

Technically Incorrect offers a slightly twisted take on the tech that’s taken over our lives. Enlarge Image “Hey, come meet my ex.” Apple So now we know.  Or, at least, we think we know.  Irish iPhone programming guru Steve Troughton-Smith now feels sure he has the names of the three phones to be launched by Apple on Tuesday. Should you have …

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